Cute kid stuff

We were having ice cream and asking the kids if they wanted a bowl or cone. Grant says "I want my ice cream in a Pine Cone"

Jefferson: Daddy, how do eyes see?

Shawn: That's a long answer

Jefferson: That's okay, I like long answers

Shawn: all right… light enters your eyes and receptors called rods and cones…..

Jefferson: Stop Daddy, can you just turn on a cartoon now

Sporting a mascara mask

I asked Grant why he was rubbing his eyes so much and he told me "because I have boots in my eyes (pulls his fingers out of his eye) See, here's a boot right here!"

Grant is crying that he has an owie. Me: Where is your owie?

Grant: on my thumb toe

He's stuck up there…. And it was tough to get him down!

When I found random toys spread through the house in weird places Grant told me, "those are my bear tracks, you have to follow them to find me."

Jefferson: Can you read me ALL the stories?

Me: No, I'll just read one right now

Jefferson: If I was a grown up and my children asked me if I would read ALL the stories, I would say 'yes' to them.

I lifted my arms and Jefferson said "whoa… you need to clean in there… it's gross."

Neighbor: Hey, Gwanty

Grant: I'm not Gwanty, I'm GRANTY

Neighbor: No, you're Gwanty

Grant (yelling): Hey, I know my own name. Let me tell you…. It's GRANTY

Just one of the guys… I don't think she realizes she's a girl

Jefferson: How does Luke Skywalker stay up in the sky? Does he walk on the clouds?

Grant (talking to Jefferson): If we got in a car accident then mommy would go to jail.

Jefferson: No, the car would go to jail, not mommy.

Grant (confused): why?

Jefferson: Because the car is the thing that got in the accident, mommy is just sitting inside of the car, she didn't do anything bad.

Snap a picture, QUICK… this never happens!

I dropped a bowl on the kitchen floor and it broke. Grant says… "ut-oh, Daddy is going to put you on time out when he comes home."

The kids are playing trains when Reagan starts screaming. This battery powered train got stuck in her hair. The wheels were still spinning and tangling in her hair when I found her. I had to cut it out. Does that count as her first hair cut? I hope not.

MUD… we love mud!